Bra-La-La-Larious Christmas Shopping Survival Guide 🎄

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Bra-La-La-Larious Christmas Shopping Survival Guide 🎄

Let me just say it: I hate shopping. Not the casual, “Oh, it’s kind of annoying” kind of hate. No, I’m talking about full-blown mall rage. The parking lot battles, the overcrowded stores, and the never-ending Mariah Carey soundtrack—it's chaos.


Why the Mall Feels Like a War Zone

It starts the moment you arrive. Parking? Forget about it. There’s always that one person stalking you for your spot, or worse, someone who refuses to return their cart. Inside, it’s wall-to-wall people, endless lines, and that one store blasting holiday music so loudly it feels like a personal attack. 

The last time I braved a mall during the holidays, I got stuck in a stampede at the food court, clutching a soggy poutine while dodging a toddler wielding a sticky candy cane like a medieval weapon. Not exactly the holiday cheer I was hoping for. I left with a single sock (don’t ask), a mild case of claustrophobia, and a renewed vow to stick to online shopping. Turns out, I’m not alone. 

Did you know that over 50% of Canadians now do their Christmas shopping online? Smart move, eh? Avoiding the mall means no tantrum-throwing toddlers, no awkward run-ins with people you barely remember from high school, and no battling for the last scented candle.

And what about stock? You finally find the perfect gift, only to hear, “Sorry, we’re sold out,” or the dreaded, “You could try another location.” No thanks. It’s no wonder 75% of Canadians prefer online shopping to avoid the stress of in-person chaos.




Surviving Christmas Shopping, My Way

After years of trial and error, I’ve cracked the code: just don’t go. Seriously, stay home. Pour yourself a coffee (McDonald’s, obviously), fire up your laptop, and let the internet do the heavy lifting. No crowds, no noise, no drama.

As I was scrolling through holiday gift ideas, it hit me—a sports bra is an amazing gift. It’s thoughtful, practical, and downright life-changing for anyone who’s ever dealt with an unsupportive bra. But let’s be real: purchasing a sports bra for someone else is a total nightmare.

Finding the perfect fit for yourself is hard enough. Now imagine trying to guess someone else’s size, style, and support needs. Disaster is almost guaranteed. I’ll never forget the day one of my hockey teammates shared a story about her husband sweetly trying to surprise her with a bra from my store. Cute, right? Except he came home with a C cup. She’s barely an A. (Call it wishful thinking.)

I knew we needed a better way—a foolproof, bounce-proof, stress-free solution for gifting sports bras. Enter: Bra-La-La-Larious Gift Certificates!


What Makes Them Special?

Our gift certificates aren’t just practical—they’re hilarious! Each one features cheeky quotes and retro-inspired pictures that make them as fun to give as they are to receive. And the best part? They can be personalized! Add your own message to make it extra special, so the gift feels as unique as the person receiving it.

Whether it’s for your daughter, your bestie, or anyone whose “girls” deserve a little TLC, this is the ultimate holiday hack. Thoughtful, personalized, bounce-free, and guaranteed to bring a smile! 🎁


How It Works:

1️⃣ Buy and Pay for Your Gift Card on our website – Choose your amount, check out securely, and let the magic begin!
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Receive Your Secure Gift Card number and receipt immediately – Easy peasy.
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Pick and Customize Your Bra-La-La-Larious Gift Certificate – We’ll email it to you within 24 hours (or faster)!


The Bottom Line

This holiday season, skip the mall madness. Stay home, sip your coffee, and shop smarter, not harder. Whether it’s gift certificates or a little something for yourself, sportsbras.ca has got you covered.


Save your sanity. Shop online. And let’s make this Christmas the most comfortable, chaos-free holiday yet! 🎁

Oh, and if you wake up on December 24 thinking, “Oh Crap, I forgot Aunt Linda,” don’t stress—we’ll be here to save the day and support both you and her with the perfect last-minute gift! 🎁


Keep the chaos out and the support in,

Brigitte 🎄


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I’m on a mission to support Canadian women from Dildo, Newfoundland, to Spuzzum, British Columbia. That’s why I created my online eFitting Quiz—to make finding the perfect bra not only easy but fun! We offer free in-person and online fittings, free shipping, and the best sports bras in Canada, I promise to keep things uplifting—literally and figuratively! 🎉


Brigitte Lessard,
Bra Boss of Canada

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